Monday, August 2, 2010; Y
If you're thinking of seeing pictures grace this blog in the next millennium to come, think again :D blame my mum for having given birth to such a lazybumass like me. hahahaha.
THEY DID NOT BITCH.
BUT THEY DURIAN'D LIKE MAD.
So yeah, SWENSONS ICE CREAM BUFFET! :D Consolation: pictures are on fb. I'm not gonna kope and upload them here. The last century, I did something like that before. But now I've aged and grown this much wiser. *nod wisely*
Anyways. ICE CREAM BUFFET!!
Oh wait, I skipped steps. Hahaha. I woke so early at 0940 and got ready to go out. Whoots! Was a little late and poor jay had to wait (again) :D hahaha sowwieee. AND I SAW WEINS. Can you believe. The weins. LOLL. I feel like I only knew her through her blog. But at least I knew her :D *know, sorry hahaha.
So we exchanged stories and basically just chilled. I think I was being strange again, like eddie kept saying that about me. HAHAHA. Sorry, I could entertain myself 24/7 if I wanted to, that's why [: and I kept pestering her to let me help her out with her nus rag stuff cuz there's this usp senior she found mec-looking except with more brains apparently, cuz he's usp too. Hahahaha. And me being me... I WANT TO KNOW HIM. Okay, more like I'll just watch him from afar like I do with all my ecs. Still. It's better than moping about at home righttt :D
I LOVE MY LIFE.
The tragedy of it all is that I couldn't seem to eat my $22-something worth of icecream and dessert ): Unlike the wolfy duo who downed 13 scoops of durian with minimal help from me and jay. Seriously. No kidding. ZOMGLY! And I just want to point out that mushroom flavour was the worst while rockmelon was the best :D hahaha. Actually, I quite liked durian too... but 13 scoops are seriously just insane, people. In. Sane.
I would love to go back again... for the waffles. The crispy at the edges, and buttery at the center waffles! Though I would probably just order them ala carte or sneak them from the table the next time I go... maybe one year later [:
I LOVE THE BEACHES :D we're a little weird. Odd. But it's all fine in the name of fun [: and we especially have to keep in contact, with jay in the center of the circle, cuz he has thick padding in his palm near the bottom of his thumb. And he's gonna be a lawyer. $300/hour. I DIDN'T EVEN EARN THAT MUCH IN A WEEK BEFORE. Pfft.
So there. We had to leave cuz everyone has their thing on in the evening. Awws. But it was fun while it lasted :D:D
Weins took the train with me till she alighted at amk. Awws, I really like the feisty chao ahlian-lookalike girl hahaha :D:D:D
Met up with jims at cck :D:D pris was very late loll the princess she is and all :O HEE. WE WENT TO MORE THAN WORDS (or issit minitoons uh??) TO SHOP HAHA. Or at least, I did. Jims helped to choose. I got stuff for roomie-to-be and myself :D so happyyyyy! CUZ IT WAS SO CHEAP! Like 77% discount can :D HAHAHA. We're gonna hang that in our room. Whoots. I feel certain of my future alreadyyy.
And there was this tap thing that fascinated me a little at that shop. I took a few seconds faster than jims to understand how it works. SO I'M SMARTER. HAHAHAHAHA. Okay, sorry that was a random insecure alter ego of me speaking.
Went down to find lynus afterwards... I forgot to ask him if he's lynus or linus. Z. I swear there's a hole in my brain. Swear.
And then butty arrived in a pretty little mercs in all of his horizontal green-and-white striped glory and we all set off to rescue the princess from a huge, dangerous, and pretty primitive estate... after fighting our way past the very complicatedly jammed paths leading to her... flat.
Was that a run-on sentence? D:
DINOES EAT FIRE.
AND COAL.
AND MOREEEEE.
So then we arrived at a property that is probably three times the size of my house and, along with gabriel and leonard who were already there, started... I forgot what came first. Set up the fire? Oh, yeah, that :D bandhero was a little after. ZOMG LOVE BAND HERO *SQUEAL LIKE AGNES*
IT'S SO FUN I'M GONNA DIE!
:D:D
BAND HERO! No details needed. I was so happy with the drums. And guitar. Whatever. Yayee! And then played pool with princess for a few rounds. It would have made wy laugh if she saw me play D: anyways, I lost terribly. Pris is goooood O: surprisingly HAHAHA.
Went down and bbq'd. It's sad that no one else knew about the mushroom+cheese thing. WHAT'S BBQ IF YOU DON'T HAVE THAT?? So, I practically saved all ten of us present from being suakus by introducing the dish :D HEEEEE.
I think my stomach hasn't been feeling well since the onslaught of icecream down my throat and into my overworked digestive system. Or else I would have eaten more D: not that there was a lotttt of food. Still.
Bbq'd in peace (kinda) till debs arrived. And she started polluting my ears and mind-raped me. Zomg. LOLL okay fine I shan't act so pious. I know I'm not HAHAHA. Dammit. Still, it was interesting hahahaha. Anyways, trouble was her food. Potatoes. Pfft. Corn. Pfffft. CHEESEY MUSHROOMS though, yums! MEAT TOO.
*SIDENOTE: baby lizard in the house FIRE-ENGINE-RED ALERT! ZOMG. FREAK. My dad just wrapped it in tissue and kept it in his pocket. I think. I had to slap his hand countless times before he got up to do just that. ZOMG MY DAD IS SO CREEPY D:*
Okay, back on track. Played some lame games to pass time. Deb's idea was to play this ask-questions game. I pretty much sucked at it while the guys like leonard, gabe and nat and debs were pretty gross. Ahem. My only winning moment was my question on deb's virginity. Urh, when was your last period again? [:
Then I think I flew around here and there before going up to be a heroine again [: I love saving the world. With my voice and music abilities. WHOOTS.
Okay damn I'm getting very long-winded. But people who read this prolly are like me, bored and not doing much on weekdays before school starts. So.
Playeddddd. Till people started leaving and all. Zomg my dad's xo chabot is messing with my head currently. Urh. Never mind. After 10 there were only lynus pris jims debs and i left. Do you count butty? But it's his house anyways...
I don't know how, but they seem to be able to carry on with pool and/or guitar hero for the next dunno-how-many hours. I lost track. I don't look at the time nowadays unless I have dates planned [: (and even doing so doesn't make me punctual for them hahaha)
:D
I forgot what I did. I think I alternated between being quiet, irritating, and participating then :D hahaha. I wanted to play card games D: when we were settled to play poker with pris and jims, I got lured by Hinder on drums. Z sowwieeee!
Then at dunno-what hour in the early morning/late late night, pris and jims had to leave one after another /: I revel in my freedom to stay out late :D
Played card games FINALLY! Bridge :D which was fine I think. WE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED MONOPOLY DEAL. It's shooo fun even on repeats! :D though I always lose. But it's fine too, cuz stupid people have more fun :D RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, BRAINS!!
And when lynus left, there was the problem of san1 que1 yi1 and there was no more card ): so played the comps, and camwhored :D I love camwhoring. Though the best software so far is still PhotoBooth :D Entertaining. Apparently not entertaining enough for debs cuz she insisted on sleeping anyways, and butty was showing me peter chao's videos.
ZOMG.
He's a retard. Define 'he' in the previous sentence yourself.
Amir is funnier :D with Jake of course. HAHAHA. And nothing beats Bobby Lee at playing dumb!!!!! 'Sometimes I do.' Yes, I know you do, bobby [:
Then butty abandoned me too and I watched jakeandamir on yt and realised that... THEY HAVE OTHER YT USERNAMES. So there are more videos that just what they have on the 'official' page. HAPPINESS :D until stupid acer shutdown-ed on me ): meanie. Apples are better than Acer in so many ways anyways.
Fell asleep for half an hour. Woke, lagged, HOME! :D bam. Bathed, ate the potato chips that have been tempting me for days with my sister (so I don't feel as guilty), slept... till 2+ D: why couldn't I sleep more than 4/5 hours everyday? ))))):
Roomie, swat the Moth away.
So that we can you-jump-I-jump.
Met up with yz today! After........ I lost count. FINALLY MOTH IS AWAY AT NUS OWEEK :D So I have her to myself for four days, till she leaves for Seoul. That little traitor. I asked her to bag home a cute korean boy for me :D man, I mean. If his name was Rain... then all the better, of course [: what's not to love about the moisture in hot, hot Singapore :D
Lagged at Subway, exchanged stories! AND READ MEN'S HEALTH TOGETHER! HAHAHA.
Fun fact: the average Singaporean has a pee size of about 3.5 inches to 5.9 inches. Males, of course.
Don't ask how we came to the topic. If I want to tell, I'll tell. If not, zip up :D it means you're not mature enough to hear it yet. Anyways, yz has troubles imagining lengths from their numbers on paper. So having been well-versed in my new 3.5 inches heels which I wore the two days before (I made it a heels day for the beaches though weins backed out... at least eddie wore her pwetty boots!!), I decided to fold the napkin into the length of 3.5in that I could recall from the morning before. Hmm. I have to say. We weren't impressed. 5.9 sounds much better :D hahaha.
And can I just say that yz did some pretty disgusting things with the folded napkin. Zomg another mind-rape. Though fine, I instigated this one by suggesting the stunt to her. Still doesn't justify what she did to the napkin in public. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Anyways, there were other cute things to note too. Like how being fat means brain shrinkage O: by 4%, according to studies. This was noteworthy cuz yz decided to show it to Moth. Oh man, poor boyfriend. Hahahaha.
If I remember other stuff, I will try and blog again. Cuz this post is dragging far too long. I think you can call this another verbal diarrhoea :D I might have Logorrhoea too. Hahahaha.
Caught Streetdance with sam! Shers came along before the movie too haha ZOMG surprised :D love you shers :D and introduced them to yz and her beach/bitch lameness :D I love my friends. Truly, madly, deeply :D
STREETDANCE WAS AWESOME :D the routines were gooood. And I like how there was a plot too and it was not a bad one... compared to Step Up 1 which I had the misfortune to fall asleep halfway in. The last dance was super cute :D SQUEALS!
Zomg. I don't even want to read what I've typed. Siao. This is what happens when I don't feel like reading, and no one is keeping my fingers/lips+ears exercised through social interactions.
D: date me in the afternoons pwease.
Oh I just remembered why I don't go out often anymore. Should I just lead a normal social life anyways and break this 'fast'? :D outings!
fall for someone who catches you @23:42
