Thursday, March 18, 2010; Y
All of God's creations are amazing. And so are buffets.
Most buffets don't cost unreasonably much, and yet you get to enjoy a good variety and astronomical amount of food, that is, as long as you can stomach them. Thing is, sometimes, especially when they are buffets where you have to prepare raw food yourself before you can eat, many things can go wrong.
The consequence of which is diarrhoea the next day. Yup.
If you think that this is something bad, well, let me tell you that it's not necessarily so. Really. Diarrhoeas allow for more bowel muscles exercise. It's actually healthy. I ask you, have you ever heard of 'exercises' being unhealthy? Honestly, physical exercises like running and crunches to writing exercises, they are all beneficial. Not to mention that when you have diarrhoea due buffet, you essentially flush out the excess food before they get digested and clog up your arteries and whatnots.
Ultimately, you get to enjoy the taste and contentment of gourmet food while not putting on too much weight.
In conclusion. Buffets have more pros than cons.
One downside that I can think of for now is... uhm. If you have things on the day after a buffet, or rather, the day you are down with an inexplicably runny diarrhoea, then that's just too bad. Have fun searching for public toilets (see, another physical exercise!).
But zomg I've my hiphop class at 7:30 O:
fall for someone who catches you @18:41
